Dear Mr Marshall
I have been a huge fan of your work, I loved Dog Soldiers and The Decent truly shocked me but then you had to go and spoil it all by making one of the worst movies I have ever seen; Doomsday. Half way through the movie I started to think that it had been directed by Uwe Boll and had to check the cover to make sure I was not mistaken. Where did it go wrong? You lifted elements wholesale from ‘Escape From New York’, ‘Mad Max’, and umpteen other post-apocaliptic movies and seemed to just bash them together to form some weird incoherent mess. Punk gangs? Medieval Knights? A Pristine Bentley in the middle of nowhere with a full tank of Petrol, that can’t seem to outrun a bunch of delapidated old cars on a straight road? Need I go on? OK granted that most of the films that you lifted ideas from are pretty unbelievable when examined from afar but the essential difference was that at least you never questioned their absurdity when watching them, you were absobed into their world, but not with your movie…You had this whole sequence where the leader of the Punk gang was dancing in front of a bunch of people in kilts that was the most tedious, self indulgent and silly thing I had ever seen…it wasn’t even funny in a ’so bad its funny’ way. And the ending? My sister went to sleep half way through the movie and asked me, the next day, what happened at the end, and you know what? I struggled to explain it to her and that’s not because the plot is complicated, because trust me it isn’t.
This film is up there with Ultraviolet in my list or worst movies ever madeand when i say ‘worst’, I don’t mean so bad its good like Showgirls…I mean just plain old fashioned bad…